Prediction #2: MPJ will come into the game after the first TV timeout, and the crowd will erupt in excitement.
Prediction #3: MPJ's first bucket will be a three-pointer, shattering his previous single-game scoring record of two points.
Prediction #4: The first time MPJ is fouled, Mizzou fans will howl and broadcasters will mention the risks of playing after back surgery.
Prediction #5: MPJ will have eight first half points.
Prediction #6: MPJ will end the half with a breakaway slam dunk and Mizzou fans will all simultaneously achieve orgasm.
Prediction #7: MPJ will not start the second half.
Prediction #8: Tilmon will get his third foul with 14 minutes left in the second half.
Prediction #9: MPJ and Jontay will share an exuberent and complicated handshake.
Prediction #10: Announcers will talk about MPJ while he's on the bench every much as when he's playing.
Prediction #11: Mizzou will win by 11 points.
Prediction #12: MPJ will finish the game with 17 points.
Prediction #13: Kassius will have 26 points.
Prediction #14: MPJ will get the first post-game interview and thank his family, the team, God, the fans, and his coach. Sorry doctors...no love.
Prediction #15: MPJ will have all the sex prior to the Friday game.
Prediction #16: Overexuberant Mizzou fans will begin making ridiculous claims that Mizzou will run the table through the SEC Tournament and the NCAA Tournament.
Prediction #17: Mizzou fans will fight with each other about MPJ for some crazy damn reason.
Prediction #18: Mizzou will run the table in the SEC and NCAA Tournament and be national champions.
Prediction #19: Kate Upton will blow us all.